Listen up! This is your chance to snag a truly one-of-a-kind find: a Dorito that's as rare as a unicorn, a 1 in a million opportunity—a Majestic Dorito shaped like a McNugget. Trust me, there's nothing quite like this out there. Sure, weirdly shaped Doritos aren't exactly uncommon, but this one is in a league of its own. It's like a masterpiece by Leonardo da Vinci himself, if he were into snack foods.

You might think I'm exaggerating, but oddly shaped Doritos have been known to sell on eBay for anywhere from $50 to $1000. One even sold for a whopping $20,000 a few years back. But this isn't just any chip—it's a piece of Dorito art, a Dorito Picasso.

Here's the story: It was 9:45 pm, I was lounging on the couch, enjoying some Doritos and salsa, and as I reached the end of the bag, I felt something different. Among the last few chips, there it was, a Dorito unlike any other. At 9:59 pm EXACTLY, this beauty was discovered.

Now, here's where it gets serious. A dear friend of mine, Seb, has recently been diagnosed with an aggressive form of cancer. He's facing a tough road ahead with 18-20 weeks of vigorous chemotherapy. So, I saw this unique Dorito as a sign—a sign to auction it off and raise funds to support Seb in his fight against cancer.

Whether this chip sells for $1 or $1000, every dollar counts. All proceeds from this sale will go towards Seb's cancer treatment, Payment will be made with the Name "Dorito Nugget" as proof of payment on the Givealittle link. I'll provide the link below if you'd like to donate directly. So, I encourage you to bid on this Dorito nugget or click the link to contribute to Seb's cause. Let's help Seb kick cancer's butt!

https://givealittle.co.nz/cause/help-seb-kick-cancer

Happy bidding, and God bless.

IE: Nugget, Bag and left over chips are included (Potentially some Salsa) I would not recommend consumption after purchase :-)