Are you looking for a fashion statement?

Well this auction is not for you.

This large sized men’s shirt has been worn once and I personally intend to keep it that way.

I have too much respect for The Sallies to put it in one of their bins.

Possible uses:

Your wife/significant other has a workman fetish

You have been chosen to man the first tunnelling expedition to the earths core

If you got lost in the bush you could use it as a rescue beacon

You happen to be an optometrist and need something to test blindness

BTW if you are from The Mount or Tauranga donning this shirt may possible result in you being banned from local drinking establishments for no apparent reason.

And the ‘Rebel’ bit embroided on the chest?

Just wing-it and say you are part of an Aussie bikie gang.

It’s priced to go.

I’ll throw-in free shipping I’m that desperate to rid it from my house.

I promise not to laugh at any bidders and keep their names anonymous.