Do you hate your neighbours? Have a wife that nags all the time? Need another excuse to buy something for the man cave?…

Well I have a deal for you! These bad boys will overpower any nagging from the other half - it’ll drown out the neighbours crying kids and it’ll make you get on a first name bases with the noise control team.

Dimensions - big enough to make ya think twice about using a swift to pick them up in

Sound quality - better than putting your phone in a bowl to make it sound loud

Features - Bluetooth, lights up like the Temu version of a concert, has a spinning disc thing if you wanna pretend like your a DJ , otherwise she does the one thing she’s supposed to and that’s play music louder than the other bloke on the street